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Kris Humphries Doesn’t Want To Talk About The Kardashians
video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player Good Morning America gave you a visual answer to the question “What would an interview with a caveman statue from the Museum of Natural History...
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Bitch Got Booed: The Kris Humphries Edition
When Kris Humphries used the blood from a virgin goat to sign away his soul to the Kardashian Klan, he probably agreed to give a chunk of his future earnings to them and to also hand over his first...
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Pimp Mama Kris Directed This Totally Authentic Moment, So Says Kris Humphries
Kris Humphries is currently trying to legally shut his ex-piece, Myla Sinanaj, up, because she’s selling all the text messages he sent her about his fake marriage to Kim Kuntrashian. Myla claims that...
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Kris Humphries Might’ve Made A Baby With His Rebound
Oh hell, we’re all fucked, because it turns out Kris Humphries’ IQ doesn’t match his sperm count and he probably put a baby in the trick he started wet humping on right after Pimp Mama Kris sped up...
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Kim K. Wants A Quickie Divorce So She Can Marry Kanye
I’ll say it – nice ride. If this bitch thinks that the right-minded people of the world are gonna stand for Kim Kardashian’s Fake Wedding Extravaganza 2 (“Now With The Right Shade Of Dick!”), she’s...
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Kris Humphries’ Divorce Lawyer Is Divorcing His Ass
Kris Humphries publicity stunt marriage to Kim Kardashian ended over a year ago, but they’ve been dragging their divorce ever since, because he wants an annulment due to fraud. Kim refuses to give him...
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Kim Kartrashian Wore This To Court Today
Sadly for us, Kim Kartrashian wasn’t in kourt today to answer to her krimes against humanity. Kim was in court for a hearing in her never-ending divorce battle against Encino Man’s slower younger...
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Kim Kardashian Is Finally Free To Marry Her Next Publicity Stunt Husband
With everything that’s going on, I’m sure the number question on your mind has been, “BUT WHERE’S ALL THE KARTRASHIAN NEWS?!” Ask and you shall receive! TMZ says that Kim Kardashian’s 10-second-long...
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Kim Kartrashian’s Second Husband Wants You To Know That He Didn’t Shit On...
In “faces you forgot existed” news, Kris Humphries, one of the Geico cavemen’s slower cousins whose marriage to Kim Kartrashian lasted about as long as a pussy sneeze, watched Bruce Jenner’s big...
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A Decade Of Rash, I Mean, Kardashian
It’s hard to believe, but it’s been a solid ten years since our screens weren’t dominated by nasal-voiced broads hawking lip plumper and eyelash extensions. The Hollywood Reporter is out with a...
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